Cat Jokes

Not feeling very paw-sitive? Here are some cat jokes that will make you roll on your side!

Why was the cat company so happy? 

It had a paw-polarity rise!

What do baby cats wear?

Dia-purrs!

What do cats like to do in the morning?

Read the mews-paper!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of it’s bark!

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple!

Fun Facts

Here are some paw-some fun facts about… the cat!

Did You Know?

Cats can jump up to five times their height!

Did You Know?

The adverage house cat is genetically 95.6% tiger!

Did You Know?

Each cat's nose is unique, just like human fingerprints1

Did You Know?

Cats spend 70% of their lives sleeping!