Cat Jokes

Not feeling very paw-sitive? Here are some purr-fectly hilarious cat jokes.

Why was the cat company so happy? 

It had a paw-polarity rise!

What do baby cats wear?

Dia-purrs!

What do cats like to do in the morning?

Read the mews-paper!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of it’s bark!

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple!

Fun Facts

Here are some fun facts about the cat!

Did you know?

Cats can jump up to 5 times their height.

Did you know?

The average house cat is genetically 95.6% tiger.

Did you know?

Cats spend 70% of their lives sleeping.

Did you know?

Each cat’s nose is unique, just like human fingerprints.

Did you know?

Cats have an extra organ that allows them to taste scents in the air.

Did you know?

An ailurophile is a person who loves cats.