Why was the cat company so happy?
It had a paw-polarity rise!
What do baby cats wear?
Dia-purrs!
What do cats like to do in the morning?
Read the mews-paper!
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of it’s bark!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!